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Hello everyone, unlike all of our post before, starting from this month our blog will post several Mexican Jokes that indicating that the funniest picture. all of this Mexican Jokes are for humor and entertaiment only. We hope that you enjoy this funniest picture collection.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.
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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
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Why are Mexicans so short?

When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?

A miracle.
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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.
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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.
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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?

Jail Break.
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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

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What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)
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What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don’t mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?

Chingos

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

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Why can’t mexicans be firemen?

They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b

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The Cool Pictures of Amusement Park Villain in Korea

Now, what about travel to Korea and visit the Cool Pictures Amusement Park Villain ever. The unique thing about Loveland is its apparent approval of sex. Exhibitions in Loveland consist mainly of couples having sex in various positions. As if this were not enough, the markers are sausage-shaped path. Sausages testicles. Signs warn visitors that come quickly to an exposure are decorated with sexually explicit images reproduce the statue to come, but the really interesting is that in fact are a kind of cross traditional clip-art. Think of the people on the signs of the women's room, yeah, well.

One of the special characters to describe features pink woman without a man licking lollipops equally featureless blue. Below a picture with the words: "Oh, well." Another sign shows the same person, blue and pink, but this time one of his hands and knees and the other is coming back. Character text says, "Oh, wow." Loveland in a small pond. At the center of the pond is a giant, surely a man, the son of a bitch. And spit water in the air so comically sexual. Even the pool 4 feet on the statue upside down in the air. It is made to show the couple is to take positions on the head pond of the world you want to see a naked statue of a collection of Cool Pictures? Check it out on Rude Quotes of statue | Love Land Theme Park Theme Park Naughtiest.