What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.—-
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.—-
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.—–
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?—–
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it’s probably yours!—-
Why are Mexicans so short?
When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”—-
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
A miracle.—–
What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
Bean Dip.—–
What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.—–
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
Jail Break.—–
What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken
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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
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What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)—–
Juan on Juan.
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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?Me neither.
—–What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.
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Why don’t mexicans bbq?
The beans fall through the little holes.
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
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Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
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How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco
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Why can’t mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b
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