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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.
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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
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Why are Mexicans so short?

When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?

A miracle.
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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.
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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.
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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?

Jail Break.
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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

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What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)
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What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don’t mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?

Chingos

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

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Why can’t mexicans be firemen?

They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b

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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain


If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
Lord Byron

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Craig Bruce

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. Anonymous

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.
Henry David Thoreau

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy, Shrek

I found a great way to attract money... work!
Curtis D. Tucker

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Holmes

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.

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