Mexican Jokes

Looking for MEXICAN JOKES? Yes, FUNNIEST PICTURE. It's all here!

Hello everyone, unlike all of our post before, starting from this month our blog will post several Mexican Jokes that indicating that the funniest picture. all of this Mexican Jokes are for humor and entertaiment only. We hope that you enjoy this funniest picture collection.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.
—-

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
—-

How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.
—–

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
—–

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
—-

Why are Mexicans so short?

When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
—-

What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?

A miracle.
—–

What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.
—–

What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.
—–

A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?

Jail Break.
—–

What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

—–

Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

—–

how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

—–

What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)
—–

What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

—–

Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

—–

What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.

—–

Why don’t mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

—–

How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

—–

Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

—–

How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

—–

What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?

Chingos

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

—–

Why can’t mexicans be firemen?

They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b

—–

Article You May Be Interested In Reading : Woman Toys and Green Anacondas

Here's VERY FUNNY Pictures for you!

Very Funny quotes are considered by many just another sort-of-funny-stuff-around. I could not disagree more! Certainly, many very funny quotes that do not really teach us anything, and have been designed for this - it's fun. But behind many of them very funny quotes found in the wisdom of age, and we really can learn a lot from Them, if we only we take time to think. Take a moment to watch, while some - and you'll understand my point. Live every day as if it was your last, because one day you're right. How many times have we heard? One? Ten? Raining? I would say it is closer to the truth. But what really learn from this phrase? Well, not much. We will continue to live as if we're going to live forever ... Life is divided into a horrible and miserable.
Woody Allen

Well, I disagree. Life can be tough sometimes, but in general - we are solely responsible for its quality. We can make yourself happy - and we can make ourselves miserable, is basically everyone chooses for themselves. You see now? Also very funny quotes we may discuss and disagree on life! Life is not so bad, if you have a lot of luck, good physique, not too much imagination. Christopher Isherwoo Well, here I think it all up! Believe me, people, too much imagination can ruin everything. Been there, done. When you go to these ideas, it is very difficult to go back, so the basic idea is to just be thinking too much. And - the good doctor can be very useful sometimes with luck:) Here's another good in my opinion a very funny collection of quotes about life, you may consider, in particular: My advice to those who are about to begin, seriously, life, travel, must take their heart and the club.
Josh Billings

Yes, it is also 100%. Alas, that good heart does not - we must have this club in the other hand, if we really want to succeed. Do not use too often, though - this is not a very good thing to do! Finally, my favorite quotes about life very funny - Live life to the max ... Think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert. Never give up something good in life. Miss dessert - and you'll never get anything. Makes you think about all the limits ... Maybe we really? After all. As they say - Do not take life too seriously Nobody gets out alive.

Article You May Be Interested In Reading : Portable Saunas and Cool Pictures

Funny Comedy Tattoos For Blog Addicts Only

Then you are ready for a new tattoo, or just have one! You should read the instructions on the tattoo is payable after treatment before getting your new tattoo, if possible, so you know what to expect. A fundamentally new tattoo is a wound, watch over him as if it were a wound after surgery to prevent infection and ensure that your tattoo is one you will be proud of a lifetime.

Here are some Funny Comedy tattoos on people that have pledged their love for blogs in ink

Article You May Be Interested In Reading : Portable Saunas and Cool Pictures

The Cool Pictures of Amusement Park Villain in Korea

Now, what about travel to Korea and visit the Cool Pictures Amusement Park Villain ever. The unique thing about Loveland is its apparent approval of sex. Exhibitions in Loveland consist mainly of couples having sex in various positions. As if this were not enough, the markers are sausage-shaped path. Sausages testicles. Signs warn visitors that come quickly to an exposure are decorated with sexually explicit images reproduce the statue to come, but the really interesting is that in fact are a kind of cross traditional clip-art. Think of the people on the signs of the women's room, yeah, well.

One of the special characters to describe features pink woman without a man licking lollipops equally featureless blue. Below a picture with the words: "Oh, well." Another sign shows the same person, blue and pink, but this time one of his hands and knees and the other is coming back. Character text says, "Oh, wow." Loveland in a small pond. At the center of the pond is a giant, surely a man, the son of a bitch. And spit water in the air so comically sexual. Even the pool 4 feet on the statue upside down in the air. It is made to show the couple is to take positions on the head pond of the world you want to see a naked statue of a collection of Cool Pictures? Check it out on Rude Quotes of statue | Love Land Theme Park Theme Park Naughtiest.